Sleeping With The Enemy
After my wife’s cousin’s wedding, we decided to stay at my in-laws’ house for the night. Needless to say, I wasn’t driving so I had more than my fair share to drink and as I’ve been married for almost six years, I don’t worry much about ‘keeping up appearances’ with my mother-in-law. Perhaps I should have done on this occasion.
As you do after a session, I woke up in the middle of the night needing a glass of water. I made the classic school boy error of forgetting to take one to bed. So I wandered off downstairs to fetch one, still half-cut, and headed off back to bed…or at least I thought I had. I woke up late morning to find myself in my mother-in-laws bedroom!! In fact I was in her bed! Her bedroom was downstairs, so I must have, by mistake, ventured into her room after getting my drink of water and hopped into bed with her none-the-wiser!
Thankfully, she wasn’t there when I woke up as she must have got up in the middle of the night and headed upstairs, horrified I imagine. I wasn’t spared embarrassment though, as during breakfast I was lectured by my wife on ‘this is why you shouldn’t drink anymore’ in front of the family. But guess what? I still drink and the lads now think I’m a bit of legend too 😉
It doesn’t happen often…but we’re actually lost for words. This has to be one of the most cringe-worthy stories we have published to date. We’ll definitely be sending you an Entouraaj mug as a token of our appreciation.